Cooper is a junior and this is his first year as a FHHS Publications staff member. He seems to value knowing movie references over having a personality and thinks that listening to The Velvet Underground makes him distinguished. He also reviews films on Instagram @filmreviewcentral to fuel his pretentious views on movies or as he calls them “films”. His hero is probably either the New Zealand badminton team or Bong Joon-ho’s personal translator. His hobbies include skinning grapes, eating the red stripe of candy canes, and binging recent episodes of that channel from hotel TVs that gives you info on the many amenities of Holiday Inn Incorporated. He is legally banned from using the school microwave after blowing it up accidentally freshman year and he thinks being half-Asian is a character trait. If you read this far, Cooper will be your friend if you message him a photo of a turtle in a box on snapchat @cooper.318 and that is the end of his bio.